Yeah, okay. I know that I didn't post anything yesterday. Pretty soon though, I will have something to post. Because pretty soon, the theatre is gonna be putting on shows. Therefor I will actually be doing something. Anyways! Today, so far, nothing as happened. And I really want to go swimming. And.... that is about it.
You know those sayings like "Life is like a box of chocolates" or "When life hands you lemons" or "Life is like a rollercoaster" You get the picture. Well frankly, to be honest, I hate those sayings. I mean sure! Some of them are funny sometimes but mostly they are just kinda stupid. I mean if you take the saying "When life hands you lemons" literally... it makes no sense. There is no way life can physically hand you lemons. And life definitely isn't like a box of chocolates. That's for dang sure. Chocolate is sweet and delicious. (Despite what anyone else tells you.... so is dairy free chocolate.) And life isn't like a rollercoaster at all. Sorry to break it to you.
Life is life. In the literal sense, we are born into a world. A world which inhabits a race of living things. To live is to breath, to eat, to keep oneself ALIVE. Life is like Life. It explains itself. Heck yeah, it's definitely full of really crappy times or really fun times or exciting times or sad or etc. etc. Basically it has it's ups and downs. My cliche is "Life is like Life." It explains itself. It's definitely not like a box of chocolates because if it was... we would all be happy. Given, part of the reason the well at least the USA is unhappy is because we kinda have a crappy President. I don't want to starts some awkward "OBAMA IS DA WORSTEST EVER PRESIDENT!". But he is definitely in the top two. If you think about it, he 'promised' change. And uh... his term is almost up and the only change we've gotten is a crappy rundown Country. Our founding fathers are probably rolling in their graves. Thus bringing me to the point of the Zombie Apocalypse.
The founding fathers will get so upset and disgusted with the way the Country has been handled therefor making them pop out of their graves and eating every Liberal and so on and so forth in sight. But due to the fact that they were underground for over a solid amount of time, they contracted a decease which is incurable unless you are Will Smith. This brings us to the point of how the survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse will restart our Country into a New America. Which will you be? The fat person who dies and gets eaten by our founding fathers? Or the survivor who will restart America into a new beginning? I dunno about you but, I would be pretty freakin freaked out if Benjamin Franklin came up to me and wanted to eat me. That's just me.
So basically, the Zombie Apocalypse will be started by our founding fathers. But even more basically, The Zombie Apocalypse was started by Obama. So pretty much, We are living the Zombie Apocalypse now.
Cheers friends. To all you creepy Zombie lovers, you're living your dream. Not so fun is it?
In a nutshell, Life cliche's are stupid and Obama started the Zombie Apocalypse.
BOOM.
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